HOTEL BILL {funniest hotel joke EVER}?
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they’re too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it’s a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren’t worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the manager.
The manager listens to the man and then explains the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. He also explains they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel performs here, explains the manager. No matter what facility the manager mentions, the man replies, But we didn’t use it!
The manager is unmoved and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the manager. The manager is surprised when he looks at the check. But sir, he says, this check is only made out for $100.
That’s right, says the man. I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife.
But I didn’t! exclaims the manager.
Well, the man replies, she was here, and you could have.
wow this one is going to be hard to pick best answer {first one to contact me gets best answer}
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By Just.A.lil.Sloww, September 17, 2009 @ 10:41 pm
LMAO!!
thats funnyy
i’v never heard that b4…
By Cathy, September 18, 2009 @ 11:13 am
lmao that was really funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
By rediscool, September 19, 2009 @ 3:48 am
that was pretty good……or atleast original.
By Babyphat22, September 21, 2009 @ 11:54 am
OMG that was soooo funny. That was a good one!!!
By .:thriller:., September 23, 2009 @ 3:33 pm
rofl! hilarious!
=D
By Genie C, September 25, 2009 @ 2:28 am
that was a good one!
By S.O.S., September 28, 2009 @ 11:56 am
hahahaha that was wicked hilarious, i give you a star!!
By Pacific11, September 30, 2009 @ 8:06 am
Haha, thats awesome, I’ve never heard that one before. Very funny!
By Reva A, October 2, 2009 @ 5:23 pm
haha… i liked that joke…. made me laff!!
By Vanished, October 5, 2009 @ 9:27 am
It’s a great joke. Why don’t we have hotels like that around here? Funny one.
By k gurl, October 7, 2009 @ 12:57 am
dude! i love it!!!!!!!!!
By princess e, October 7, 2009 @ 8:11 am
funny – yes
funniest – no
By Ilu. (:, October 8, 2009 @ 12:47 am
HAHAHAHAH !
These jokes make my day.
This was amazing.
By Elizabeth, October 9, 2009 @ 11:07 pm
very good thanks
By Alexa X, October 12, 2009 @ 3:17 pm
That was actually funny.
By PATRIOTS, October 13, 2009 @ 9:13 pm
LOL i m never driving 2 boston from key west ever AGAIN……..if i have 2 use my brain and come up with that kind of smart idea
By Angelica E, October 16, 2009 @ 12:37 am
love the joke!!!!!!!!!!!![ thanx 4 the laugh my dog just died 2 days ago and ur joke really cheered me up thanx again ]
By supergirl mya, October 20, 2009 @ 11:06 am
LOL out loud
u r hilarious