Hotel Bill. How would you handle this one? Star if you like?
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they’re too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it’s a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren’t worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the manager.
The manager listens to the man and then explains the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. He also explains they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel performs here, explains the manager. No matter what facility the manager mentions, the man replies, But we didn’t use it!
The manager is unmoved and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the manager. The manager is surprised when he looks at the check. But sir, he says, this check is only made out for $100.
That’s right, says the man. I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife.
But I didn’t! exclaims the manager.
Well, the man replies, she was here, and you could have.
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By ♥ChRiSbReEzYlOvEr♥, August 29, 2009 @ 8:32 pm
??????
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EDiT: HAHA NVRMND i GET iT NOW!!!!
(BL0NDE M0MENT…N0 0FFENSE =D)
By Mike the mech, September 1, 2009 @ 6:30 pm
Oh yes that WAS good
By hannahmontana, September 2, 2009 @ 8:40 pm
I would say fine,have it your way to the couple but now you are going to have to pay 150 dollars then!
By Charlie C, September 3, 2009 @ 8:20 am
i liked it.lol.it sounds like something my dad would say hee hee
By adil a, September 5, 2009 @ 1:27 am
OMG LOL DUDE I LOVE UR JOKES !!!!! OBVIOUSLY ANOTHER AMAZING JOKE U DESERVE A *
By I_love_you, September 8, 2009 @ 9:18 am
haha, thats hilarious! made me laugh… star for you!
By tana762000, September 11, 2009 @ 1:07 pm
two thumbs up….that was a good one
By mimi, September 12, 2009 @ 6:42 am
LOL!!!!!!! that deserves a star!!!!!!
By Tl, September 13, 2009 @ 2:10 pm
Excellent – couldn’t stop laughing.