Aug
14
2009
Will I ever find my keys?
Thee Staple King asked:
Its early Monday morning and I am leaving but cannot seem to find my keys. Did some liberal sneak into my house and hide them? Did some illegal immigrant worker come in and stash them somewhere? Has one of my defurred pets eaten the keys perhaps? Hmmm Help me find my keys so Im not late to work…….as Emporer of the State of Florida
Its early Monday morning and I am leaving but cannot seem to find my keys. Did some liberal sneak into my house and hide them? Did some illegal immigrant worker come in and stash them somewhere? Has one of my defurred pets eaten the keys perhaps? Hmmm Help me find my keys so Im not late to work…….as Emporer of the State of Florida
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By dbr376, August 18, 2009 @ 5:52 am
Look behind the voting machine.
By www.Razackonline.com, August 21, 2009 @ 1:48 pm
you could start by searching rather than asking here or blaming others
By turtle_stine, August 22, 2009 @ 1:08 pm
*looks in her crystal ball*
Hmm…I’ll get back to you on this one.
By Josie V, August 24, 2009 @ 6:40 am
It’s out there somewhere …. keep looking.
By Scozbo, August 26, 2009 @ 6:56 am
I think George has them.
By Doug, August 29, 2009 @ 3:50 am
They in your pants that you wore yesterday.
By vampire_kitti, August 29, 2009 @ 6:58 am
it’s part of bush’s new plan for security. he took them because he need to be sure that you are not using them for unamerican purposes.
By cost cutter, August 31, 2009 @ 9:43 pm
I found your keys, i found them next to the pink fluffy handcuffs that you left behind at the bar. I thought that it was weird that a grown man found it so neccessary to run around it a nappy asking of his mommy. If you want them back see the bar tender that you were kissing all night, i gave them to him.
By MB, September 3, 2009 @ 10:27 am
That Florida Liberal was mad because he was turned away from voting when in reality the door said pull but he was trying to push it open. Silly libs.
By The Abbey, September 6, 2009 @ 6:22 pm
I asked my Magic 8 Ball, it said Ask Later
Annoying bit of plastic always defers on the really important questions!
By lucky s,, September 8, 2009 @ 12:35 pm
May be they are misplaced,better get organized and put your things on properly on proper places it will help you not to blame others ,GOT it.
By im~just~colleen, September 10, 2009 @ 1:58 pm
John Kerry sold them to help fund his campaign
By star of fla, September 12, 2009 @ 6:00 pm
You locked them in the car!! Call AAA or a cab at once we need all the state workers at their posts . It takes everyone at peak performance to mess up as badly as we do.
By freikeygee@sbcglobal.net, September 15, 2009 @ 2:12 pm
well you got two legs if yu cant find the keys to get moven then yu have no choice of the matter and i guess yur new throne is gonna be a lazzey-boy like everyone elses cuz i dont think yull find the castle either since we didnt make one for ya
By PK, September 17, 2009 @ 11:19 pm
Have you checked up your *** ? lol (just kidding)